Crazy Ass Planet

There was a meme Antonio had which he blackmailed Ubermilf into posting and now it is my turn. So here’s my take:

What is the best part about not being French? (If you are French, what is the best part about not being German?)

You don’t have to tell jokes about what is the best part about not being North American.*

If Lou Reed called you an “uglybutt” how would you respond?

Do I know you?

Which Canadian Conservative is funnier looking, the squirrel-headed Stephen Harper, or the muppet-faced Peter McKay?

All Canadian politicians look funny. You’re not allowed into Ottawa otherwise.

Have you ever been called a communist or a nazi?

Only at the meetings.

Have you ever watched The Antiques Roadshow?

Yes, but I believe it was called 60 Minutes.

Create an original three step plan to solve the impending oil crisis.

1) Gather all the cars in the world.

2) Destroy them.

3) Get on your bike and laugh as you ride away.

* Sorry - that was a reflex action. I had to do it. I’m not French. But if you say left I have to say right, and vice versa. Though in this case, I think the French understand North America about as well as North America understands the French, which is to say, not at all.

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