Crazy Ass Planet

I realized that in telling the tale of The shit hat and the stool sample there was no helpful visual aid to help the wondering reader get a sense for what a shit hat looks like.

Audrey, here, is wearing a close approximation of the shit hat. Mind you, hers is not made of plastic, is not meshed as the true shit hat is, nor does the average shit hat come with a ribbon. Though I suppose it could, if you really wanted one.

And, of course, shit hats are not worn. They are sat upon.

In fact in this other visual aid we see a straw version of the shit hat. This one is also set in its proper use position. Note that it is not for the head but for the bum.

Being of straw, however, it may not be the most practical shit hat. It may not rest firmly over the toilet seat. Plastic is the way to go, as far as use goes. It is not environmentally sound, however.

For the environmentalist, this straw version of the shit hat is the hat of choice. Mind you, using it is likely to create a helluva mess.

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Tag: Shit hat, How to become an idiot

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