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John Kerry, regarding your e-mail …

November 15th, 2005 by Bill

Dear John Kerry,

Thank you for the several e-mails. However, you should know, I am a Canadian. I think you’re a swell fella, and good luck to your efforts, but while Canadians have more than their share of right-of-centre people, we do not have any Republicans to turf from office. Your e-mail reads, in part:

It’s time for the next step. Help our “20,000 troops home over the holidays” campaign place billboards in the home districts of Republican leaders.

There are no Republican districts here.

However, should you wish to pay my travel expenses and set me up in nice digs in Hawaii, I’ll bust my behind placing billboards - when I’m not on the beach.

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4 Responses to “John Kerry, regarding your e-mail …”

  1. on 15 Nov 2005 at 4:45 pm1 Chimera

    Proof positive that the Internet has no borders, no nationalities, and no sense of geography! LOL

  2. on 15 Nov 2005 at 6:18 pm2 Nastyboy

    No wonder he lost.

  3. on 15 Nov 2005 at 8:39 pm3 Kris

    Dammit, he didn’t email me!!!

  4. on 16 Nov 2005 at 1:29 pm4 Sizzle

    and here i thought kerry had picked me out of the masses for a one woman crusade.

    damn.

    ;) sizz

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