Big Salami Boy - Thank you Dr. White!
December 18th, 2005 by Bill
I wasn’t paying attention and opened an e-mail with the following incredible news:
Our research facility has just concluded a 2 year study on a product called “L-0-N-G-Z”. Dr. White and myself are not embarrassed to test products that increase the size of the male genitals.
This product did better than any other tests we have carried out on similar products. Our results are concluded on the product website, and soon this product will be available to you in stores.
I can hardly wait. I may even change my name officially to Big Salami Boy. It’s good to know there are dedicated professionals hard at work on the important issues of our lives. Soon I’ll be buying underwear marked XXX-Large. I can hardly wait.
I wonder, though … just what kind of testing went on? What kind of results did they get from the products that didn’t work? Smaller genitals? Misshapen ones? Girth without length? Length without girth? What exactly were the failures?
Tags: Big Salami Boy, How to become an idiot
Heh, good one. Maybe it got so big it exploded, that would be bad.