Bill trivia tips
January 19th, 2006 by Bill
I have to thank Brooke for directing me to this:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bill!
- Ideally, Bill should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Bill.
- Antarctica is the only continent without Bill.
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Bill is 10:1!
- Bill was named after Bill the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Bill.
- It’s bad luck for a flag to touch Bill.
- The international dialling code for Bill is 672!
- When provoked, Bill will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Bill.
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1.Every day in the UK, four people die putting Mackenzie on. It’s hard to put me on, that’s life.
2.Americans discard enough Mackenzie to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months! It’s cause they can’t put me on, so they just throw me away.
3.Mackenzie will often glow under UV light. It’s the methane from the breakdown of the trash.
4.All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Mackenzie. Italian’s think it’s funny that fat ass UKer’s can’t fit into me, so in my honor they paint them black.
5.There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Mackenzie and water. Just call me your muse.
6.Mackenzie has a memory span of three seconds. Huh?
7.Mackenzie can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night. It’s a good source of protein.
8.If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Mackenzie. I’m fat b/c I eat so many insects.
9.The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Mackenzie. That’s bullshit.
10.Mackenzie has a bifurcated penis. I do not have a penis.
I didn’t steal it, I posted it right where you could see it. It’s pretty lame. Is that a crime? I still don’t have a penis.
I have to be more careful about provoking you in the future.