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Liar’s meme

January 20th, 2006 by Bill

I felt the need to make my own meme. “But what could I do,” I wondered. It occured to me that many memes are exercises in honesty. They are ways to tell the world, and maybe yourself, who you are. But being male, honest is the last thing I want to be. So what could I do?

There was really only one way to go. Hence, this meme. The name tells you all you need to know about how it works. (It’s also fairly short - always a plus!)

The Liar’s Meme

1. Which Hollywood celebrity have you had sex with most often?

Scarlet Johansen.

2. For what is your term as President of the United States best remembered?

I passed a law that made the sale of oil in all its forms illegal and also criminalized the use of motorized vehicles.

3. When you ran for a second term you were rejected by voters primarily for what reason?

I passed a law that made the sale of oil in all its forms illegal and also criminalized the use of motorized vehicles.

4. From what is your fabulous wealth derived?

In my youth, I was a rich man’s catamite.

5. What’s the name of the famous Hollywood movie for which you turned down the lead role?

Home Alone. I felt I was too old.

6. What famous person is your secret illegitimate child?

The Dalai Lama.

7. What do your lovers most admire about you?

I sometimes will use my genitalia as a lariat.

8. If you were an athlete, what sport would you best excel in?

Rhythmic gymnastics.

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9 Responses to “Liar’s meme”

  1. on 20 Jan 2006 at 10:31 pm1 darcey

    That was great! But the Dalai Lama? Come on!

  2. on 20 Jan 2006 at 10:54 pm2 Bill

    What? Can’t you see the resemblance?

  3. on 20 Jan 2006 at 10:56 pm3 jeopardygirl

    Can I steal this one, too?

  4. on 20 Jan 2006 at 11:05 pm4 Bill

    Feel free … I never know where these things start. I usually just thank whoever I stole it from. And sometimes I don’t even do that! :-)

    (I think someone must have done something like a Liar’s meme. I can’t believe I’m the first to think of this.)

  5. on 21 Jan 2006 at 12:52 pm5 Sizzle

    i totally think you coulda pulled off the Home Alone thing. ;)

  6. on 21 Jan 2006 at 8:36 pm6 Lushy

    Please accept this request for a picture in a rhythmic gymnastic pose. Don’t forget the ribbons. :)

  7. on 22 Jan 2006 at 9:21 am7 Flounder

    Face it Bill, you were rejected by voters because of your illegitimate son, not that whole oil thing.

  8. on 22 Jan 2006 at 11:40 am8 Brookelina

    This was brilliant. And I learned a new word too.

  9. on 26 Jan 2006 at 4:03 pm9 SunGrooveTheory

    Heeheheheahhhaahahaha
    I learned two words! Loved the Meme, thank you :)

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