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Ten things you won’t find in my place

February 10th, 2006 by Bill

I’ve taken a moment out to waste everyone’s time with some useless information. Should you ever visit my humble domicile, you will not find:

1. Sugar
2. Newspapers
3. Dog shit
4. Cauliflower
5. A radio turned on
6. A TV Guide
7. Frozen dinners
8. An elephant
9. Political support
10. A thong

The sugar thing has been a problem in the past. Someone drops by for coffee and - oops! Sorry, I don’t put sugar in coffee. I don’t put sugar on or in anything, so I never really saw the point of getting any. And although there is salt in my place, I almost never use that either.

Of course, the question that arises is, “So what would the world find in my place?” But that’s another post.

Hang on!

I forgot number eleven:

11. A gun

Ain’t got that either.

3 Responses to “Ten things you won’t find in my place”

  1. on 11 Feb 2006 at 3:50 am1 Sizzle

    i bring my own tea and sugar.

    is that weird?

    i just like to be prepared. ;)

  2. on 11 Feb 2006 at 8:57 am2 Flounder

    You forgot…

    12. A car

  3. on 11 Feb 2006 at 12:04 pm3 Bill

    sizzle - Actually, that’s not weird. I should carry around my own tea. I’ve been at friend’s places and they haven’t had tea. Which to me is a clear sign of barbarism.

    flounder - doh! How could I have forgotten that?

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