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Archive for March, 2006

I had to put word verification back on because some idiot keeps spamming me. You notice how they always begin with the obsequious opening, “Wow! You’ve got a great blog …” Then they push their crap.
May wasps nest in their rectums!May rabid beavers gnaw on their genitals!May their dreams be populated with Love Boat […]

Unscramble me!

Thanks to Spinning Girl I have found a way to create a fairly accurate self-portrait. I would be grateful, however, if someone would please …
Unscramble me!
Thank you for your efforts.
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Though posting the odd rambling, I haven’t been commenting much lately or doing a great deal of anything. Why is that? I put it down to the fullness of life. And it’s idiocy.
Weekend: I was stuck with asshole neighbours and their parties. Doors slamming and “whoo-hoo” cries till four in the morning. Little sleep.
Monday: Assuming […]

Cinnamon Cat

Cinnamon Cat follows the scentof cinnamon dust and thatis the only concern of the cinnamon kittyknown as the Cinnamon Cat.
She loves a bun, honeyed and swirled,swirled with her favourite taste.She’ll sticker her nose with honey and spice,and no crumb goes to waste.
But taste isn’t what the Cinnamon Catfinds precious in a bun,and it isn’t honey […]

The truth about strawberries

As I type this I am sipping tea and eating strawberries. It is basic, run of the mill orange pekoe tea I drink, no sugar, no milk, no cream. Plain tea. Mmm. And …
I am eating strawberries. Let me tell you a few things about strawberries you may not know.
Admittedly, I do not […]

Yes, it doesn’t get much more heart pounding than this: the high point of my weekend was getting the bathroom sink cleaned.
Secondary highlights included some sweeping, dusting and even vacumming. Yes, my life was all a’ tingle this weekend.
I’ve also become one of those Internet lurkers. While visiting blogs I haven’t been […]

Gonzo in motion
He’s watching a hockey game. He’s annoyed at his neighbours who seemed committed to turning their place into a frat house. He had a busy week at work and a busy week ahead and, the truth is, he finds this troublesome because work is […]

I’ll give Kurt Cobain this

I’ve never been a big Nirvana fan. The truth is, I know almost nothing about them, their music and little about Kurt Cobain. It has nothing to do with the music, it has everything to do with the hoo-hah that surrounds Cobain and Nirvana. The folk history and so on that surrounds them. I just […]

I have nothing worth saying

The last two days have been what I would call “full.” Let me add that, in my conception of the world, “full” is not a good thing. I don’t like days like that. They are too … “full.”
When such days happen I dream up some new cantankerous phrase to express my dissatisfaction. This time my […]

The following list would probably be different if I were to do it tomorrow, but this is today and it is what it is. I’ve wasted most of today with many of these and I really don’t care. It’s Sunday, after all, a day made for being diddled away.
By the way, should you decide to […]

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