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Sometimes England is just plain odd

March 14th, 2006 by Bill

Across the pond in the country of Shakespeare, something may be amiss. Or perhaps this is the norm in England and I’m just ill-informed about daily life there. But here are three recent searches that landed someone from England at my door:

- acrylic toilet seats the planets
- polar bears wipe bum
- getting wet and muddy in a suit and tie

Bottoms and mud. Seems a bit odd to me. Oh, and from somewhere in the world some poor bastard searched this:

- how much do you provide for a stool sample

Life is full of unanswered questions.

5 Responses to “Sometimes England is just plain odd”

  1. on 14 Mar 2006 at 10:39 pm1 at the Lake

    those crazy english!

  2. on 15 Mar 2006 at 8:57 am2 Flounder

    Regarding the last one, I wonder if this person was trying to a) determine whether to bring in to the doctor the entire “king log”, or just a small representative sample. or, b) determine what the going compensation rate was for said sample.

    Or maybe it was a combination of the two, like he was looking for a price per ounce, then he could determine how much to bring in to the doctor.

    Or maybe he is just a freak.

  3. on 15 Mar 2006 at 11:32 am3 none - ya

    I get hits like “big bums to the screen”, “big hairy bums”, pics of girls in nylons”, “life size cardboard beach boy”, and “march raido eating contest”. Those were all from yesterday. I just always hope they found what they were looking for.

  4. on 15 Mar 2006 at 2:06 pm4 Spinning Girl

    Good heavens. What on earth can they be planning?

  5. on 15 Mar 2006 at 7:21 pm5 Debby

    Just reminds me yet again how glad I am to be Irish!!

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