The quality of spam improves
May 24th, 2006 by Bill
A few days ago I posted about the subject line of some spam I received (“Where there is love …”) Well, today it was even better. How’s this for a subject line?
Trying is the first step towards failure
I’m still laughing. I can’t help it.
What’s the message here? Give up? Who is sending it? Some secret group hoping to undermine the world’s populations by sending discouraging e-mails?
“Give up! Don’t try! Only failure awaits you!”
Maybe it’s Dr. Evil with a new scheme.









Hey, it’s much easier to fail than it is to succeed. At least you know the outcome.
Did the text of the e-mail say…
Brought to you by the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim
I’m so sorry I sent that your way . . .
Today is The Duke’s birthday.
Please celebrate appropriately.
Thank you.
ooh, funny. sounds like something from despair.com