The awful, awful shoes
August 11th, 2006 by Bill
Would someone please tell me - I mean, please, tell me - what on earth was I thinking when I bought these shoes?
It occurs to me I may have had comfort in mind. But how comfortable can you be when you can’t even leave your home without debilitating self-consciousness about your freakin’ asshole shoes?
On the other hand … nice floor, hmm? Unfortunately, I can’t wear the floor on my feet.
I would have much greater self-esteem if I wasn’t such a moron. Who in their right mind would put money in the wallet of someone like me? You gotta know it’s going straight into the dumper, spent on things like shoes I can’t bear to wear.
Sheesh!
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I think they’re downright snazzy.