I want a cat’s day
September 13th, 2006 by Bill
I really would have preferred spending today in the way that Gonzo spent hers.
Strangely, few companies are willing to pay you for this kind of activity. I guess I just haven’t developed a viable business model yet.
(I love writing like that - “a viable business model.” It almost makes you want to run out and buy golf clubs and stock options.)
Anyway … the weather has gone in the tank, work has turned stupid and I just wanna laze around like Gonzo does. Is that too much to ask?










That sounds nice.
I have three cats, all of whom make their living following the same strenuous daytime routine as Gonzo. So, i guess the moral is, if you are cute enough, this is a viable business model.
I guess i’ll have to keep working.
Yes, it’s very, very nice.
I, too, will have to keep working. But that doesn’t keep me from scheming to make a more Gonzo-like life for myself!
it isn’t! i feel that way all the time.
ps I’ve always been secretly envious of pets in general.
That’s it. A UN proposition must be put forward. This should be entrenched as a basic human right!