Crazy Ass Planet

Well, Scarlet Hip and Spinning Girl did it, so I had to too. I don’t know what the hell this meme is called, but here it is:

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:
(first pet & current car)
Bernie (I’ve never owned a car)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
Strawberry Oatmeal Raisin (Now there’s a name that’ll put the fear of God into anyone)

3. YOUR “FLY Girl” NAME:
(first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
W Wre (How the hell do you say that?)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Cat (Prrrrrrr …..)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)
Laurence Hamilton (Sounds like I’ve got a thong and a cool gin martini.)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Wrewi (I repeat: how the hell do you pronounce that?)

7. SUPERHERO NAME:
(”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
The Red Wine (Sounds like I bitch a lot)

8. NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers).
David John.

9. STRIPPER NAME:
(the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
I don’t care for perfume or candy. Sorry: no go. (YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(mother’s & father’s middle names )
George Florence. (Yeah, like they won;t find me with that name.)

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
(Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
????????????? (Who the hell was my 5th grade teacher? You didn’t think I’d actually remember did you?)

12. SPY NAME:
(your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Spring Iris

13. CARTOON NAME:
(favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)
Strawberry Banded Collary (Can I take the “y” away?)

14. HIPPY NAME:
(What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Nothing Cedar

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
(”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)
The Humid Bowling Tour

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